Posing As Me in Umek

I look in the mirror and I hate what I see,
A wannabe model, posing as me.
My mirror is watching me trapped in the screen,
Got to open this window, let the reality in.

I look in the mirror, what I see must be me,
A silicon sexpet as seen on tv.
My designer's body fits my big brothers mind,
Love me or hate me, just watch my behind.