Baddest Man Alive (Feat. Rza) in The Black Keys

The Black Keys:
I could take the pitchfork from the devil,
Keep a super suit like I’m incredible,
From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky,
I’m the baddest man alive.
I’d grab a crocodile by his tail,
Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail,
Make the meanest woman break down and cry;
I’m the baddest man alive.
I’m the baddest man alive.
I take no mess, and I take no jive.
Sometimes I feel like I can fly.
I’m the baddest man alive.
I’m the baddest man alive.

RZA:
Not bad meaning bad, but I’m bad meaning good.
Say my name three times, and you knock on wood.
Candyman walks, I terrorize your hood,
Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should.
I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger,
Take a gasoline bath, and I walk through fire.
Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty,
Take the sergeant hat from his head and use it for a Frisbee.
Spit in a crocodile face, have a menage a trois with two female apes.
Then sleep in the bed with butcher knives,
I drink honey straight from the beehive.
Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked,
Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked,
I’m the baddest man alive, and I don’t ṗlan to die.
When the grim reaper come, I look him right in his eye,
I bust him in his face and the witch of the East.
Tell a great white shark to go and brush his teeth. Heh-heh-heh.
I’m the man who stole the golden fleece,
And I date rape Beauty right in front of the Beast.
The baddest man alive, and I don’t plan to die.

The Black Keys:
I’m the baddest man alive.
I take no mess, and I take no jive.
Sometimes I feel like I can fly.
I’m the baddest man alive.
I’m the baddest man alive.