Dumb Ways To Die
Set fire to your hair
Poke a stick at a grizzly bear
Eat medicine that's out of date
Use your private parts as piranha bait
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Get your toast out with a fork
Do your own eletric work
Teach yourself how to fly
Eat a two-week old unrefrigerated pie
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Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Invite a psycho killer inside
Scratch a drug dealers´s brand new ride
Take your helmet off in outter space
Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
Dumb ways to die
Some many dumb ways to die
Keep a rattlesnake as a pet
Sell both your kidneys on the internet
Eat a tube of superglue
I wonder what´s this red button do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dress up like a moose during hunting season
Disturb a nest for of wasps for no good reason
Stand on the edge of a train station platform
Drive around the boomgates at a level crossing
Run across the tracks between the platforms
They may not rhyme but they´re quite possibly
The dumbest ways to die
Dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die
Be safe around trains
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