Lornaderek in Aphex Twin

Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday to you,
Happy birthday dear Richard,
Happy birthday to you.
Hah-hah-hah. Happy birthday my little son - my little 28-year-old son! Well, you were born by now, because you were born about five o'clock in the morning. Er... we both hope you'll have a lovely day. I hope your card came.